schnare

a person who uses sandwich bags to masterbate

harris schnared a couch today

by kcough May 3, 2006

schnarfle

To eat fast food. Is a verb, adjective, noun, anything you want really.

"Dude lets go to Burger Schnarfle!"
"I feel like quite the schnarfler."
"I don't feel like schnarfling right now, I'm rather full and have a strong desire to rape my dog."
"I have grown nice and plump due to my excessive amount of schnarfling."

by rossco321 May 24, 2008

schnapple

A nap, siesta, snooze, or kip

I could really do with a schnapple, yawn.

by Capitan Miserablé September 20, 2007

schnarky

to be sneaky or deceptive

The used car salesman was schnarky!

by vandango April 15, 2009

Schnarf

Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.

Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"

by rhythmicfarts December 24, 2014

schnappsteria

1. of and to pertaining to the alcoholic beverage, schnapps.

"got anymore of that peppermint schnappsteria?"

by nathraq September 27, 2007

Schnacklet

Any kind of food which one eats when one is feeling the beginnings of hunger. often on the smaller end of the size scale, but what it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quantity. usually leaves the consumer feeling peacefully full after ingestion. however, if one is "starving" one shcnacklet will not be enough to satisfy them. a combination of several schnacklets is required. when you eat a schnacklet, you are considered to be having a schnack.

#1: I'm hungry!
#2: why don't you go get yourself a schnacklet?

#3: shall I get you anything to eat?
#4: no thanks, I picked up a schnacklet on the way home.

by CheezusRiced06 January 23, 2011