Smurgging

Smurgging is where someone is trying to be an emo person

"That guy is smurgging so hard

by Galacticboi2 October 5, 2023

snumpling

being in denial / frowny about something true

"She was snumpling over the fact that she served."

by spideythespider October 30, 2023

puddle smuggling

When a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch.

Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber

Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles

Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!

by zzzaxx August 3, 2010

Slip-slurping the jang-jang

When a male, generally a young man, receives fellatio from another individual. Often, said individual is of the dirty kind. It is not to be confused with fiddle-faddling the whatsawhosits, otherwise known getting fingered.

"I saw Staci slip-slurping the jang-jang in the backrow of the theater last night! Leave it to her, the dirty hoe".

by Rackem Rick April 3, 2013

salsa slurping

When you eat a girl out on her period

She didn't tell me I would be salsa slurping tonight

by The Bootyfill Girl June 13, 2015

cum slurping lips

A girl with beautiful, thick luscious lips expertly designed by God himself that are meant to serve only one purpose: slurping cum out of a nice hard cock.

Brad: Hey bro check out that girl!
Mark: Yeah that’s Angela bro, she just moved her from Jersey.
Brad: Wow she has some nice cum slurping lips!

by Thachosenoneee November 7, 2019

Idea Smuggling

The act of using language to sneak your preferred concept into the minds of others, and in turn, get them to agree with you or to think like you. This can be done by crafting narratives, redefining words, or by creating new words to manipulate the listener.

A prime example is the recent redefinition of the word racism. By changing the definition from racial prejudice, to a system and participants in that system, the entire library of books, speeches, and media dedicated to eradicating the racial prejudice, are now hijacked and used to attack whatever woke people deem to be "part of the system" (whatever that may be).

Through idea smuggling, you can coerce support out of beleaguered and docile people. Just name your group "The puppy rescue organization" and then do whatever you want. When someone criticizes your group, accuse them of hating puppies and standing in the way of rescuing them.

by wakkadoodooo June 29, 2021