Smufalo

Eating A Monkeys Asshole And Sucking It's Dirty Monkey Chode

Steve went to the zoo but he got to Smufalo All The Little Monkeys And it was disgusting

by SquillBill October 22, 2012

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

SMDA

Social Media Display of Affection

All I see is SMDA on my feed, get a room people!

by Random homosapien July 9, 2017

Smudget

The amount of your daily/weekly/monthly/annual budget that is dedicated to smut; including (but not limited to): money spent on strip clubs, happy ending massage parlors, pornographic materials, and sex toys.

“What’s your smudget?”
“Your ginormous smudget is financially sinking this household!”
“Just because ‘smudget’ is a word now, it still doesn’t make prostitution legal”

by Geswho89 November 28, 2017

smugay

When someone is both very smug and very gay.

"Wow, that was very smug and homosexual of you. You're very smugay."

by PantaBoy December 2, 2017

smdafmg

ACRONYM FOR ‘SUCK MY DICK AND FEED ME GRAPES’ 🍇🍇

AYO SMDAFMG

by the og gbr June 1, 2018

smudgy

Smudge

I really need new windshield wipers, the windshield is so smudgy when I use them.

by jariaz June 4, 2018