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Slothed

DAMN what did you put in that joint! Im slothed
by Tylerabomination February 21, 2022
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Snotted

The other day I drank and on the walk home I absolutely snotted myself
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Scotted

To drink with someone who has a much higher capacity for alcohol than you, which results in you being so drunk that you throw up out of your taxi window while your drinking partner calmly eats pringles
Went out last night and got totally Scotted
by NeverScottedAgain April 5, 2022
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Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces
The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.
by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022
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Spotted

Spotted or Spotting is a game where one male tries to ejaculate onto a spot on another male's body (back, forehead, armpit etc)
Kevin is really good at being spotted.
His aim the other day was amazing
by 6IXSIDE LAWD January 27, 2023
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Slottensplain

When someone explains the rules of a boardgame so poorly that the game is practically unplayable. Often new rules will be explained late in the game when they become advantageous for the explainer. The outcome of these games should be questioned and all disparities in the game play should be called out loudly as "SLOTTENSPLAINED!"

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When Stevephen explained how to play Alien Frontiers, he omitted that there was another power tile to take until it was his turn. "SLOTTENSPLAINED!"
by boardgamebandit August 14, 2024
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SHOTTED A RENNIE

After a night of heavy drinking, you might reach for the Rennie to settle your stomach, but instead of chewing it as intended, you throw it back like a shot of tequila. The result? A chalky, unpleasant surprise as the tablet starts dissolving in your throat. The Rennie Shot: a classic example of how being drunk can turn even simple tasks into epic fails.
I was so bongswholfed I shotted a rennie
by ORANGECOURT August 16, 2024
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