mississippi potato slapper

When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face

When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper

by fist pumping god January 21, 2010

Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

slappin' sacks

When you are double penetrating a girl doggie style, you are slappin' sacks with the other gentleman involved.

Howard and I were slappin' sacks the other night and that bitch pulled out shot his wad on my nuts.

by whitey63 November 27, 2006

slapdex

the action of slapping someone's face with a penis

ORIGIN - combination of slap, blandex, and dick

Every time I hang out with my girlfriend she asks me for a slapdex.

by Barhamitzvah October 7, 2007

slappanovah

a gargantuan fiesta late at night in which all attendees are completely and utterly slap happy.

"dude that slappanovah last night was ridiculous man!"

"yeah it was awesommmmeeee!"

by bamfffff May 3, 2009

Slappy Hour

Slappy Hour is the first hour of the night (Midnight, 12 AM) and it goes until 12:59. During that hour of the night, if you hear anyone exclaim that its midnight or simply state the time, you must slap them. This excludes text messages, through the telephone, or anyway that disallows you to physically slap them. You must only slap the slap victim once. Also, no slapbacks.

Robert- "Damn dude, its 12:30!"
*Johnny slaps Robert*
Robert- "What the fuck?"
Johnny- "Sorry bro, it's Slappy Hour"

by therealOGpussyslayer August 14, 2014

Sapper Wrapper

The act of placing 1/4 of an Alka-Seltzer tablet directly onto the clit, then fold the lips of the vagina closed. As the excitement builds, more pieces of the Alka-Seltzer tablet can be added.

Sorry bro, but I gave your mom a Sapper Wrapper last night and she loved it.

by Sapperscleartheway December 15, 2016