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Simpstress

A simpstress is a woman who appeals to simps in attempts for money, fame, or attention.
Guy 1: Allinity is a simpstress.

Guy 2: Total simpstress.
by JTK42 April 28, 2020
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Šimetova cura

Stvar koja ne postoji i nikad neće postojati
Imam novca ko i šimetova cura
by Nouby September 25, 2020
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Simper Fidelis

The oath that all Kamala Harris fan boys take unto their hearts when they sell their soul to the devil.
Hey Brad did you watch Kamalas press conference last night outlining her plan to finance the new government subsidies for liberal arts programs by taxing the middle class at 84%?
Oh of course I did gurlfren! Simper Fidelis comrade!
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Simpery

The negative and low lying nature, habits, mannerisms, that are common to weak, effeminate men, raised in a matriarchal/late stage single mother society and culture that is devoid of any logic, rational thought, and benefit to the male agent. Activity that is to the sole benefit of women and not the male agents in question regardless of negative and positive outcomes.

The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.

The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
1. Brodie1: She said she would not have sex with him until he showed commitment and put the time, finances and effort in to show his value to her.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.

Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.

Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
by Mister Northeast October 28, 2021
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simpt

To become a simpleton due to lack of sleep.
What? Oh. Ok. I got it now. Sorry, I'm simpt. Rave last night.
by Cryanth July 16, 2004
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simpleton

Different from the older usage, the newer usage of the term refers to people to over-simplify every concept.

Just like there is Asperger's that is a functional version of autism, a simpleton is a functional version of the idea of an "idiot-savant." A person who can be very smart but also over-simplifies everything.

A black-and-white thinker.
"Wow, that guy is a really great programmer, but he's such a simpleton when it comes to politics and economics"
by Meme-warrior March 18, 2017
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simperella

Emma: Omg, Tony is so hot, he is literally the man of my dreams. Can you believe he drives a BMW? Wow holy. I want him to have my babies. He is literally the GOAT.

Eleanor and Mary turn to each other while watching Emma.

"What a simperella"
by Thiccy-Deluxe52 March 11, 2020
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