Maryland turn signal

When you turn your turn signal on when you are already in the process of changing lanes

In high traffic I use the Maryland turn signal when changing lanes so I don't get blocked out

by J.Stizzamos October 1, 2015

(in)significant other

a phrase used to describe the cunt or douche that you used to officially have a relationship with that is still part of your life for whatever stupid reason that you're coming up with.

I took my (in)significant other to lunch yesterday. Not five minutes had passed before she was correcting my grammar and telling me that I was eating with the wrong fork. I LIKE THE LITTLE FORK.

by Milowe October 22, 2010

signe

A terribly awesome person thats good at everything and will continue to be the best quality of person that you could ever imagine...plus 10
AMAZIN!

"Signe is so amazing she once did 3 lines"

"is that signe... i think my eyes are bleeding, its a good thing"

by Daniel Cee September 24, 2006

SIGNIFICANT UDDER

a live-in sex partner with whom you literally "milk" the relationship for its great sex, without the intent of ever having a serious relationship. Very popular among today's youth.

Anne was my significant udder for three years until Debbie came around. After 6 months, I proposed to Debbie, and she became my significant other shortly thereafter.

by weave September 20, 2003

Q Sign

In medical slang, the Q-sign is a dead patient or a patient with extreme morbidity. The Q is a reference to the patient's tongue hanging out of its mouth, making a Q sign.

Nurse: Get the paddles, I'm gettin a Q sign from the new admit!

by Mister Boo September 13, 2009

Signing Mo Vaughn

Hooking up with a chubby girl, in honor of Steve Phillips' worst decision as general manager, and his worst decision as ESPN analyst.

"Where'd Nick get to?" "Oh, he's upstairs with that fat girl, signing Mo Vaughn."

by it666 October 26, 2009

Signature Series

The kind of dump that leaves streaks on the toilet bowl, after you flush.

Steve: "Oh man after a hard night of drinking and Taco Bell, I just left a huge signature series in the Bathroom."

Jim: "Oh great now somebody has to go in and powerwash off the streaks"

by Soup77 January 17, 2010