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Gradual Shrinkage

A witty insult for when ones penis slowly and gradually gets soft, and can't keep a hard on. Typically used for embarrassing someone from the lack of erection for stimulating their partner.
Man, I can't believe you didn't get laid with that girl! You really missed your mark and showed her some gradual shrinkage.
by Lighty1800 July 4, 2022
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Curly Hair Shrinkage

Baby, it's not bald-headed... ITS SHRINKAGE!

-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?

THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)
To all my beautiful/handsome black women/men who struggle with Curly Hair Shrinkage... Your hair is beautiful the way it is, You don't need to forcefully stretch your hair out to feel powerful... Embrace your shrinkage sis!
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.
by Black Girl Problems - February 15, 2022
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Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024
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JoJo Fanon character that's name made me have a stroke
Mfer 1: Wow bro you seen the new transfer students?
Mfer 2: Yeah Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke right?
by Heatrandevourerofhats January 3, 2025
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