Shmolty

The act of smoking then later burping and having smoke come out of your mouth.This commonly happens when you swallow the smoke and hold it in.

Did you see that sick shmolty that guy had.

by CWEBB7 June 21, 2011

Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

by galactifish July 27, 2011

Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

by lewlou January 27, 2015

ShmooshDozen

A sex position where the girl break dances on her head and the guy sits with his penis inside the girl's vagina while licking her belly button. Every time the guy licks the girls belly button, he must say shmoosh.

Tina-Marie: Oh my god yesterday my boyfriend gave me a ShmooshDozen.

Sally-ann: Wow is your belly button wet?

by LeDiamonddozen August 30, 2014

Shmoisht

Shmoisht- Something that is amazing or brilliant. A word that describes all the best moments of your life in one action. A better word than moist

That was shmoisht!

That sex was shmoisht!

by Pen15land September 18, 2014

Shmoof

Can be used to replace another word or just literally anything ever

Awe such a cute shmoof!
What a fucking shmoof!

by LitTit09 May 28, 2018

Shmoose

Whenever you friend is late to the shindig you call them this. Often they are self centered and have a low iq.

Where the hell is shmoose he/she was supposed to be here 4 hours ago.

by rsguy225 October 29, 2018