shitmaker

a person who causes trouble.

That idiot starts fights all the time! What a shitmaker!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

bill shitmored

selling anything/everything by hiring william shatner (capt.kirk-star trek) to 'hawk' it for you

how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!

we need to bill shitmore our new business!

by michael foolsley January 26, 2010

shitmonk

an effensive word use to call people by and has no refference to a monk

festy: hey shitmonk
camers: thats mean

by Doomover October 16, 2008

Shitmon

Some shit I Created ~Jp

“Awkward silence” SHITMONNN

by Ballerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 13, 2019

Shitman

To excrete, To use the toilet, to empty the bowel.

I'm going for a Shitman. Is there any toilet paper?

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

legitimate shitimate

An person, place, or thing that was cool or acceptable. Derived from Legit Shit.

John: Dude, that trick was real legitimate shitimate.

by Mister Duck April 12, 2010