shirt

Human advertisement device

Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.

by ihavenoshirton101 June 16, 2004

Reverse Shiitake

When a man bends over and tucks his dick between his legs and creates the appearence of a mushroom and proceeds to go ass to ass with a chick.

"I flipped her backside and went reverse shiitake on that ass"

by Guy Siemen July 25, 2009

Little Tight Shirt

Name referring to the younger/shorter/smaller tight shirt that is with the tight shirt.

"Hey tight shirt, hey little tight shirt."

by cousin of a tight-shirter March 23, 2009

Shirtless

Something that should be seen more often in warmer weather.

Person 1: "That person is always shirtless! Does he own a shirt?"
Person 2: "He likes being shirtless. Just let him be."

by DW!! August 26, 2013

shirt dandruff

the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch

Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...

YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!

by DrHazeLeaf February 24, 2008

Shirtless Bob

That one crazy dude in every neighbourhood who is almost exclusively seen without his shirt. Either ridiculously skinny due to too much exercise, or overweight due to too much alcohol. Best avoided by kids so they do not end up scarred for life.

Shirtless Bob's walking past the house again... lock the windows!

by meowlnir July 2, 2016

T-Shirt Whore

Someone who lives to get free t-shirts from conferences, conventions or other social gatherings

I picked up so many free t-shirts at the Consumer Electronic Show I felt like a t-shirt whore.

by Qubit April 15, 2008