shards and cards

Smoking shards (crystal meth) while playing cards. Made famous by a kid named Reid who does too many drugs!

I bet Reid is gonna go play some shards and cards tonight.

by Methhead92 July 3, 2005

Sheadon

The dumbass who eats the pizza crust first.

Sheadon is a fucking retard. He eats the pizza crust first.

by sweaty joe July 29, 2019

shard

The act of farting in your pants, and it seems to spray your underwear like a spraypaint can.

"Yo B., this dude just sharded his pants!"

by StingraY June 21, 2004

sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009

Shard Barbie

A male or female who who will trade a piece of strange for a little piece of dope. AKA booty bump. Hot rail, line, shot give em five mins they be giving head

I made her my shard Barbie for the night last night but tonight she s yours😊

by Luckyu07 November 9, 2017

shardinal

A paranoid tweeker, who's main objective is to get as high on methamphetamine as possible, even if it means picking up shards you or your friend have dropped when last using crystal meth.

Oh look, a shardinal!

by #theshardinal March 6, 2018

charlie shead

Will deffo bum yer mum.

Massive nerd of history. Will rape you while saying the dates of medieval kings. Good at breaking girls hearts.

"Look at Charlie Shead! He's banging your mum again!"

by Sausage7 December 11, 2017