sheffer

A bitch ass mofo

Damn that must be a sheffer the way he went down after that hit

by WagMastersgi gerking September 27, 2013

Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.

1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.

by allforone23 July 15, 2010

nick sheaffer

hung as fuck

nick sheaffer is hung as fuck

by sheaffsheaff December 21, 2009

shaffodd

Shared High Adrenalin Frequent Fear of Death and Dismemberment; acronym; exclamatory military term occasionally used by cops and gangstas to express sudden realization of being adrenalin tipsy due to a close death experience or anticipation; originally coined in the military during the Korean Conflict to avoid outright obscene exclamations. Emphasis is on the second sylable.

"Shaffodd, man! You nearly took us out!"
"That was a shaffodd experience, dude!"

by Shawn Vernon December 10, 2008

shmaff

Being of a hideous nature physically. Physically unapealing to most of the opposite sex. One who's origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.

I thought there would be hot chicks here but all I see are these shmaff bitches.

by Kona Gold September 4, 2009

sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013

Sheffers

1. Something amazing , and indescribably outstanding- something that needs to be seen.

2. A term used by Aussies to describe Sheffield.

1) "it was absolutely sheffers!"

2) "yeah mate, I just went to Sheffers!"

by Kirstttthanssss June 21, 2016