jersey shore

Pretty much the worst show on TV. A gay program about 8 people who are taken to New Jersey in a house that doesn't have any electricity, and full of cameras to stalk them while they live life. Apparently they're so bored they decide to get hammered, and shortly after nailed!

Either that, or it's fake shit! Think about it. It's not reality, or at least it's not anything like the reality from where I hail from. Then again, these poor kids might just be driven so crazy that this is their life, LOL.

This is an unexaggerated scene of Jersey Shore, seriously.

Jwoww: I'm bored.
Snooki: Hey, let's f**k people.
Jwoww: Okay, but first let's get out some drinks.
Snooki: Hey, how about we call the guys down and have a party!
Jwoww: That's good, let's hook up.

5 minutes later...

*Snooki is in bed with 2 guys.*

And next morning...

*Snooki is on the phone with her boyf.

Boyf: You cheated on me, how could you do that?
Snooki: (pregnant, surrounded by plastic cups, white stains all over bed) What are you talking about: I don't remember anything?

by Alex4315 September 7, 2012

eastern shore of virginia

The Eastern Shore of Virginia is defined as a place by which everyone is welcome, especially if you offer a cold beer. Warm nights, beach bonfires, and surfing are what keep this place "home sweet home" for all who grew up there. The smell of salt water in the air and having not only the ocean but the bay as well truly makes this an easterners paradise.

Eastern Shore of Virginia is the Baja Peninsula of the East Coast

by esvaeditor December 5, 2005

Jersey shore

Jersey has no beaches. Just the shore

by M-easy July 5, 2003

south shore

The most beautiful region of Massachusetts.
The opposite of the North Shore (worst place in the U.S.).

The South Shore softball team always wins when the play the North Shore.

by botox January 20, 2005

Shore Country Day School

The coolest private middle school in New England. Located in the ghetto of Beverly, Ma; Shore is a nice school with nice facilities, especially when compared to Beverly. They send almost all of the student onto elite boarding schools. The kids are legit and often the girls are hot, somewhat naive but its all goood. The kids are often stereotyped as preppy and stuck up, well they are preppy, but the still party with chillpublic school peeps.

Person 1: Yo dude, I want to go to Shore Country Day School soooo bad; the kids are so cool, attractive, and smart!

Person 2: No way man there so strict there and they have that wack dress code.

by ballerabc November 15, 2007

The Score

When a person is generally very astute, and possesses common sense and both self and worldly awareness. For example, someone who is fairly well read, always up to date on current events, can carry on a conversation, and is able to think critically and form his/her own opinions while watching mass media with a critical eye, and is an overall competent individual in life, is someone that knows "the score". People who "know the score" are also characterized by resourcefulness, and the ability to get things done no matter what.

Andrew is a very clever dude. He knows the score.

Mark is a tool. He doesn't have a unique thought in his head, and his common sense is lacking. He doesn't know the score.

by editor256 October 13, 2008

shore duty problems

The US Navy's version of white girl problems. A shore duty problem is only a problem because you work in an office building at a slack-ass fleet support job, and life is good. Shore duty problems are commonly experienced by sailors who have not been assigned to a ship in a long time, and consequently have their threshold for flipping their shit grossly miscalibrated. Those who have spent some time on sea duty know what actual problems are, and are much less likely to go ape-shit over such trivial annoyances.

Shore duty problems may include:

-"Powerpoint froze before I saved my work and now I have to reopen it and spend 10 minutes entering this data all over again! AAAAAAAGH! I'm going to bludgeon everyone in this fucking office to death with my three-hole punch!"
-"We're not allowed to watch YouTube videos at work anymore?! GRRRAAAAGH! This is worse than being raped in the mouth! I'm going to break my keyboard in half and then strangle your children with my mouse cord!"

In comparison to common sea duty problems, which are actually worth freaking out over:
-"Toxic hydrogen sulfide gas is leaking into my berthing."
-"The sewage system is broken and I am covered in liquified human excrement while trying to fix it."
-"I am literally on fire/being electrocuted/getting shot at by Somali pirates right now."

by onshoreduty November 1, 2011