shamando

used in conjunction with schmoo..

shamando means that someone is pretty or handsome..
but said in code.

girl1: what about him
girl2: yum, shamando
him: i wonder what they are saying!

by ericka! July 13, 2004

Samland

An area of the brain a certain someone is pulled to over and over with no escape

Where did you go just now? Samland?!?

by AjaxBomb September 4, 2009

Shamaninja

A person who is both a shaman and a ninja.

Dude, did you see that guy, dressed in all black with a mask, summoning the spirits of the dead, and flipping out, wailing hardcore on a guitar, all at once? That dudes a total SHAMANINJA.

by Fireeye Smolder September 2, 2014

office shaman

like any great shaman, the office shaman is the guy with the vision ...but that's all he has to offer..the vision. the end result of what he wants and so desires. 75% of the time, his vision is pure genious, the other 25% of the time it's a wreck, but for that batting avg, everyone respects him. The problem with the shaman, like I said is they offer no path, no solution on how to achieve their vision which creates angst among his followers. The shaman is the one who coined the office phrase "figure it out", from which the other office phrase "WTF" orginated from. The office placebo's ultimate goal is to become a shaman, but it will never happen, cause like I said the office placebo is a complete fraud, does nothing and certainly could not come up with a vision.

Jackson: Wow, that was unbelievable ... I'm so charged up and excited as well as completely dumbfounded at the same time.
Murphy: I know, everytime I listen to Stefan, the office shaman, I feel the same way. The man is genius, but how the hell are we going to reduce expenses by 40% next month without doing away with our bagel friday's that everyone lives for.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

shalanie

to like some one as a close friend

I shalanie you because you are so cute.

by Stephanie Marie Alayna Michelle January 13, 2004

SHAPLAND

Doing it Doggy on a field

Nikki did a shapland last night

by OWbitches January 17, 2008

Shamanie

A creature living in the caves above the sea. He ventures out of his cave like Grendel on a full moon to feast on hairy hobbit vagina. Known to snack on small animals such as moles and field mice.

Dude he dived into that hairy muff just like a Shamanie.

That shit was so hairy only a Shamanie could find his way through.

by muffy013 May 5, 2010