depressed 10 year old

A kid who seeks attention and acts like a fucking sad ass dickhead and lies to make their life seem miserable.

Bob Ross: Hey did you see that depressed 10 year old's tik tok?

Kylie Jenner: Yeah they said they pronouns were now they/them because there abusive mom beat them until they changed their gender.

Bob Ross: Such attention seekers.

by I love Namtiddies April 26, 2022

Fashionably Depressed

A person who looks and acts depressed all the time in an attempt to be fashionable. Mostly found in the punk and goth scene.

18 year old kid with rich parents and a decent life who acts like they have nothing and are nothing and are sad and Fashionably Depressed for attention.

by Johnny Sepulveda January 28, 2009

Sexbessed

Someone obsessed with sex.

(Origin Stoke-On-Trent)

Dude I'm sexbessed.

by Update July 7, 2011

SELRESed

The damaged, disorganized, and dirty state of everything at your command after all of the Navy reservists come in to play Navy for the weekend.

LT: I need that report before the PB&J meeting.
PO1: Sorry, Sir. We can't print anything because the two remaining printers we had got SELRESed this weekend.
LT: How does everything get so fubar in two days?
PO1: I don't know, Sir. No matter how many times we put it out, they can't seem to help going full retard.

by d3athr0w August 6, 2012

Depressed Cheese

When you're so sad, you turn to comedy to feel some sort of happiness. In this case, Depressed Cheese can be some sort of flavor to your saddening comfort.

"I'm the big Depressed Cheese today boys" ;(

by Depressed Cheese December 5, 2018

Depressed Shit

A shit that resembles someone who's depressed and once it touches water,it explodes.

"Yo,someone made toilet a suicide scene."
"It was probably a depressed shit

by Scoopydoppy March 30, 2019

suppressed sausage

When you nut in a girl and don’t tell her.

Last night I Was hitting it and I have her the suppressed sausage and ran.

by Lazy Bol October 7, 2019