beilman-schuff Z

The act of the beilman-schuff with a hot chick involved, blowing the guy who is sucking on toes.

I was soooo getting a beilman-schuff Z from this guy and his girl.

by Monolithikbob April 29, 2009

Judy Scuffer

Police lady

Yeah, had to bail last night, bizzies showed up and a few judy scuffers

by scouseyawool August 18, 2009

angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.

That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!

by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013

scuffed

mainly something that is terrible or unbearable to watch like some twitch streams.

viewers- Hey did you watch frostfire's stream the other day? Yeah, I heard that it was scuffed. Also, did you also watch nukafights stream after frost's stream? Yeah, nukafight did a good job streaming.

by Luminosity231 July 14, 2018

Scruffy

A character from the animated series 'Futurama'.

"What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain?"

by Mike Lipencrantz May 24, 2005

screff

Screff is a derogatory term for a contemptible person. There is no set of necessary and sufficient conditions which if fulfilled make a person a screff. The only necessary condition is that the person lacks self-awareness: they are unaware that their actions and behaviour make them a screff. Beyond this condition the only way to explain the meaning of screff is to enumerate examples of people who are screffs. In this way certain ‘family resemblences’ among screffs will become apparent (screff is an example of a Wittgensteinian family resemblance concept). Examples of notable screffs are:

Simon Cowell
Boris Johnson

Sir Alan Sugar
Jordan (a.k.a. Katie Price)
Cheryl Cole
Jamie Oliver
Jamiroquai
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond

The adjective Screffy can also be used to describe non-persons such as TV shows, films, music, clothes and activities that are associated with screffs.

'Simon Cowell, what a screff!'
'Humvees are proper screffy'

by cocky james November 1, 2010

Scruffy

The janitor.

I'm Scruffy, the janitor

by Dremora Valkynaz June 28, 2014