Ebanezer Scrooge

The Ebanezer Scrooge(Action)-A sexual act preformed on Christmas eve.


Procedure-

Step 1.On Christmas eve of any given year, take the milk and cookies normally placed on the mantle for Santa Clause off the mantle.

Step 2. Bring them to a sexually arousing place with your Female partner.

Step 3. Place your woman on her head and pour the milk into her vagina

Step 4. Dip the cookies into the milk and eat them with much enjoyment.

Verb for of the word or phrase- "Scroogeing"

"Oh hunnie, its so cold out, wanna do The Ebanezer Scrooge?"

or

"Damn baby, Christmas eve really makes me wanna Scrooge"

by My Brees Suck February 27, 2009

scrodmuffin

A word invented my yours truly. Already taking on widespread use, it can be used to replace any noun in a sentnce, especially proper nouns.

"Take a fish. Bake it into a muffin. Tada! Scrodmuffin."

by Cataphract_40 October 4, 2004

scroodle berry

a woman's clitoris her pleasure spot

i pleasured that woman's scroodle berry all night

by derek August 25, 2004

scrooge

Having sex with a female with protection and then leaving right afterwards and taking the condom with you because of fear of woman trying to get pregnant with stagnant sperm.

Brian: how did it go with that chick last night dude?
Kevin: It was awesome, but she's crazy so I scrooged.
Brian: Totally understandable.

by tollyhobro November 28, 2011

Scrodosaggins

When your balls are sagging.

Dude the guy is so old he is probably scrodosaggins!

by Action Motha Fuckin Jackson December 6, 2009

scroochmiester

a person who will not admit that they are gay or bi

That dude is a scroochmiester

by randomwordpersondude March 31, 2009

Scrooche cream

Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.

Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.

Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:

Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'

Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'

Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'

by Jamzig May 25, 2011