Somerset, PA is a small, boring, life-sucking hell hole. The only people living in and near it are a bunch of retarded hillbillies and idiotic rednecks. It sucks!
I could be an actor, but i'm stuck in Somerset, PA.
Somerset, PA is so much more boring now that they got rid of the movie theater.
Somerset, PA is so much more boring now that they got rid of the movie theater.
by stuckinhellPA October 24, 2011
Get the Somerset, PA mug.A school where the kids are dressed quite well. They are all one big family at the end of the day, especially when it comes to athletics. Somerset and Berkley have given birth to many famous athletes such as Tony Gaffney, Jerry Remmy, and more. SB Raiders are competitive and once they talk shit, they always back it up at the end. Expect any away game to have stands filled with SB fans and supporters. Their biggest rival are the Case Cardinals, Swansea. They have been rivals for about 45 years or more. They are famous for quotes such as , "bleed blue", "raider nation", "raider family". Watch out for the Raiders, they never give up, and never fail to brag about their tremendous wins.
"We are Raiders", "Blue and White lets fight", "I have two families, my family at home and my Raider Family" "We are Somerset Berkley Raiders"
by Lady Raider November 28, 2013
Get the somerset berkley raiders mug.by Jacob M. S. April 26, 2008
Get the somerteeth mug.Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.
When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."
When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."
"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."
"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."
"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."
"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."
"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."
by therewenttrouble January 13, 2021
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Get the JOHNSON SCOPER mug.A boring, rich, upper class town in a rural part of central New Jersey, full of doctors, lawyers, accountants, college professors and other people who think they’re hot shit. Few people know about Somerset, and often think the town only contains normal sized middle class homes that they see on the main road of Easton Avenue. That’s because years ago Somerset consisted only of farm land and a few normal homes. Year’s later developers came and bought up acres and acres of farm land and built big expensive homes, bringing in the rich, snobby crowd that makes Somerset what it is today. Unlike other rich towns in New Jersey, Somerset is actually a very diverse town that contains a lot of black people who also have money like their white counterparts. A majority of kids from the town are spoiled and a lot of them try to act like they’re tough thugs from the rough streets. When in actuality the only dangerous thing to worry about is hitting a deer crossing the road. The town also contains a numerous amount of hot girls that can be seen on a day to day basis usually driving their mommies and daddies BMW, Mercedes, Infiniti, Acura or Lexus with no place to go.
Tom: "Who was that hot girl doing lines of coke in her BMW M3?"
Tara: "Oh, thats Lisa, she lives in Somerset, she's that snobby bitch I told you about whose loser brother thinks he's a gang banger. I fucking hate people from Somerset."
Tara: "Oh, thats Lisa, she lives in Somerset, she's that snobby bitch I told you about whose loser brother thinks he's a gang banger. I fucking hate people from Somerset."
by Tom K August 28, 2005
Get the Somerset mug.A very classy, expensive, preppy, Vineyard Vines-wearing area in Westchester County, NY. It is along the same lines of Bedford in terms of wealth, with a slightly less well-known reputation. The pristine landscaping is beautiful, and everyone seems to know each other. The houses are too expensive and exclusive for anyone to afford, over $1,000,000 (and thats on the cheap end). Its filled with with either brand new multi-million dollar construction or huge old houses that look as great as ever. It lacks a hot spot such as Greenwich Ave, but its warmth and quaint-ness gives it the "cute, bedroom town" appeal. Everyone here is from super rich suburban catholic families consisting of both parents being either doctors, lawyers, or owners of an italian restaurant usually named after one of more members of the family. In some rare cases, the dad's dont even need to work, they are that secure. They usually vacation in Martha's Vineyard, Cape Cod, Myrtle Beach, or the Bahamas. The kids usually either get brand new Lexus's or Audi's, or receive the hand-me-down BMW that their dad recently gave them, which they drive every friday to the Westchester Mall to shop at stores like J.Crew. Unlike Scarsdale and Bronxville, most of these Somers kids are super smart, and work hard to do well in school, and dont fall into drugs and alcohol..which pays off because they go to some of the best colleges in the country. Somers adds not only wealth and beauty to Westchester, it offers a touch of class.
"She's super beautiful, classy, and smart..she must be from Somers. "
"He is such a gentleman, and even opened my car door for me on our date...he must live in those brand new mansions in Somers."
"When i get older, i want to live the most perfect preppy life, thats why i'm moving to Somers!"
"He is such a gentleman, and even opened my car door for me on our date...he must live in those brand new mansions in Somers."
"When i get older, i want to live the most perfect preppy life, thats why i'm moving to Somers!"
by preppyturtle May 25, 2006
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