Schligaed

When some body does not follow through with something they have told, or blows you off.

I opened up my pay check to see if I got that raise my boss promised me. Nope not there I just got Schligaed

by Olc0untry October 4, 2015

Schlim-schloms

That awkward inbetween stage of liking someone where it’s more than a crush, but you also don’t want to go as far as using the “L” word.

I had schlim-schloms for them, but they didn’t feel the same way.

by Caaaaaaaaaaaarrrlll August 1, 2018

schlinke

Definition of a complete alpha male with a small dick and huge heart. You will find them in a crowd just from their sheer power of will.

Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.

Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.

Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.

by 69Daddy69_420 June 15, 2019

Schlichter

What happens when a guy can't operate his tongue properly when kissing, and you end up with man-slobber in and on your nose.

"Hey Brandi, I heard you and Kurt got frisky in the dollar theater. Was it hot?"

"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."

by Fucker Carlson April 21, 2021

Schlinggewächses

A goat in a suit with a i voted button on his shirt.

Bob: have you seen Schlinggewächses?
Jerry: yeah he has great posture!
Bob: I know right I want to be like him.

by lynn_l0v3r69 November 25, 2022

schlimp

Actively attempting to make your semen bloody.

"Hey, Ron, did you hear how James schlimped all over Sarah last night?

by Pentagangrene March 15, 2023

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023