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Spider-Swinging

Verb.

1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."

2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."
"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."
by waywardbetty March 22, 2011
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Singing Machine

A synonym for The All-Ohio State Fair Youth Choir
"Every year I have the privilege of directing this amazing Singing Machine"
by Mitchell G June 15, 2008
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slingin' yay

A phrase ofen used my Afroman in songs such as Palmdale and Let's get Drunk Tonight. Means to sell crack cocaine.
Me and the homies were slingin' yay to to all the boyz in the hood.
by biggizzle May 12, 2009
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Swiggin'

1. The SIMPLE action of being 'Swiggy.' Awesome, Original Swag. Crowned by the Supreme, Meiks B. It represents 'your' style. 'Your' original style. The style of 'you'. 'You' cannot be duplicated, 'you' cannot be cloned. 'You' are the only 'you', and 'you' are actually 'very' Swiggy. 'You' do not 'try' to be cool. 'You' do not 'try' to be 'you'.

You are not a follower, you adapt what you like.

You are no longer just 'chilling', 'cooling out', or 'Swaggin"...You...are now...."SWIGGIN'!!!"
"I swag behind the camera, I swag on TV, I swag in the mall, I swag in the club... But when it come time to be real with my self, like in the booth, I be SWIGGIN'!" -Soulja Boy

"Swig is the new Swag." -Chris Brown
by Angel Werd July 26, 2011
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slinging jelly

Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.
Jim: "Hey man are you busy?"

Dan: "Nah man I'm slinging jelly right now."
by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013
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swirgin

Someone who never swore before (swearing virgin)
Oh my gosh! You're still a swirgin?!
by BetterDenYou November 19, 2016
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singing the anal anthem

"Oops, I just started singing the anal anthem
by Ass Thunder January 7, 2018
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