Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.

Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."

by SpecialDelivery1 June 17, 2012

Sloppy Chaplin

When you lick your finger and put it under someone else's nose, giving them a spit moustache; a variation on the wet willie but considerably more unpleasant as the victim is forced to smell the saliva.

Neil gave David a Sloppy Chaplin and ran away giggling.

by dustygreenvacuum May 24, 2014

sloppy charles

When a woman sharts during the 69 sex position.

After me and my date returned home from Taco Bell, she unfortunately gave me the sloppy charles.

by S.Charles July 1, 2014

sloppy wallace

The act of a man giving another man with a loose asshole a rimjob wearing a wallace (from wallace and gromit) mask. Often the receiver will have diarrhea at the time for extra sloppiness.

Samuel and his boyfriend enjoy giving eachother sloppy wallaces when they have the runs

by Mcjj21 November 10, 2014

Sloppy bowl stainer

When you do a poo and it is so liquid like, it comes out as slop and stains the toilet bowl even after a couple of flushes.

Dont use the toilet wait for the cleaners to clean it. I just did a sloppy bowl stainer.

by Lbigfella August 24, 2016

Shopping-gasm

The pleasure a shopper experiences when (s)he finds the perfect item or an incredible deal.

Oh, my GOD! Can you believe I found this Prada purse on the bargain table? I 'm having the ultimate shopping-gasm.

by Bill Bassett June 21, 2017