1) A bag many women carry in order to show off monetary wealth, for example Louis Vuitton, Prada and Gucci are very often favorites.
2)Usually over-priced and hard to get, the new status bag changes very often and women keep on buying them.
2)Usually over-priced and hard to get, the new status bag changes very often and women keep on buying them.
I just saw her with a Louis Vuitton status bag, I can't believe she's so trendy!
Those status bags are so ugly, I stick to my canvas totes.
Those status bags are so ugly, I stick to my canvas totes.
by Lindsay February 22, 2005
Get the Status Bag mug.This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.
guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?
guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009
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1. any sleepless person's midnight or late entry - for example: quotes, a short sentence fragment, or an image or embedded video - to a social networking website like Facebook
2. a microblogger's midnight post featured on their status updates
2. a microblogger's midnight post featured on their status updates
by timlight January 30, 2010
Get the status up-late mug.Something that would make a good status. Such as a song lyrics, famous qoute, a saying, or something funny that you heard. Good status material is key for making a good status.
Holly: I like the qoute "Truth is everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
Claire: That is such Status Material.
Claire: That is such Status Material.
by moonlightt13 August 11, 2010
Get the Status Material mug.A change to one's facebook status.
by newsvava February 10, 2009
Get the status update mug.When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.
Examples of a status ass-wipe:
Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.
Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.
Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.
Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.
by Jane Mc July 20, 2009
Get the status ass-wipe mug.The term "status limbo" is used to describe the uninformed state you are in, due to the fact that someone else hasn't recently updated their FaceBook status.
Jane: Hey, has Kelly had her baby yet?
Rachel: I have no idea. I think she went into hospital a few days ago, but it was a false alarm.
Jane: And you haven't had an update since?
Rachel: No - I'm in status limbo.
Jane: What the hell are to talking about?
Rachel: Kelly hasn't updated her FaceBook status.
Jane: You're kidding right?
Rachel: I have no idea. I think she went into hospital a few days ago, but it was a false alarm.
Jane: And you haven't had an update since?
Rachel: No - I'm in status limbo.
Jane: What the hell are to talking about?
Rachel: Kelly hasn't updated her FaceBook status.
Jane: You're kidding right?
by buckonz November 3, 2009
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