Spazticated orangutan

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.

Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

spastis

somebody who is completely stupid and can't read or write properly.

Samii is a spastis, she cant even spell her own name!

by Zini October 18, 2003

spastimacated

When your absolutely steamboated and you have the erge to hug a tree

I feel absolutely spastimacated after them shots

by Sharqeisha January 27, 2018

spasticated

a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals

that is one spasticated turtle

by fo'shizzle ma nizzle March 15, 2003

I am sparticus

This is something that is good to use in either a crowded room full of geeks or in an IRC chat.

Originated from sparticus...

You: "I am sparticus!!!!"

Everyone else: "No, I am sparticus!","I am sparticus", "He lies. I am sparticus" and so forth.

by The Spooky Twigg November 6, 2004

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 6, 2005

spastication

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused

by twkwsaal May 12, 2018