Man she was about to give me a bloken, but she pulled a condom out right before! Shes a toque smoocher!
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Get the Donkey Smoocher mug.1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.
2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.
2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
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