purple headed yogurt slinger

Erect Penis

Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.

by GayinNovi September 22, 2013

Minge Slinger

Any old man in any night club, usally over the age of 50, who thinks he is gods gift to women and has the sole intention of bagging a slice of minge.

"Hey Sharon watch your back I've just spotted a 'Minge Slinger' over by the bar."

by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010

shreveport slinger

Inserting ones penis between the arm and rib cag of a person with their arm in a resting position, as if its in a sling.

When all of Jill's holes were filled, Steve made use of her Shreveport Slinger.

by Haltom City Hitman March 11, 2014

bean slinger

when someone is cooking a hot pot of black beans and slings some at your face

This bean slinger was slaving over my stove and left some beans on my face.

by beanslingin September 23, 2014

Bloody Gun Slinger

A vile sex act when you have sex with a girl while she is on her period, then take your dick out and slap her in the face with it, while promptly shooting your load in her eye.

After watching that movie, I'm gunna show her a bloody gun slinger.

by badgay January 6, 2009

Cincinnati Cum Slinger

The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!

"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."

by brian bays May 7, 2018

purple headed yogurt slinger

noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy

Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.

by Adam Seligson September 30, 2006