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Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.
PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.
by shochina August 23, 2007
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smingle

"Hey you dating anyone?"
"Nah, I'm smingle."
by igotthatgoodgood June 6, 2014
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real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.
T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."
by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011
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Mrs. Simington

by m_val June 13, 2018
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smingwahs

bazingas, hooters, full boobs, giant teats, massive breasts, torpedoes, eye poppers, man hooks
She threw her smingwahs around to hook us by the balls and eyeballs.
Her smingwahs slapped me silly.
by SonnyBubbaJoe September 25, 2008
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Simping

A dark force tactic used by darth sidious to lure lost souls to the dark side during the clone wars
Darth sidious used the force to make Jaden begin simping
by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020
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Simping

Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
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