Simpanzee

A man who jumps all around a woman, trying to be her white night while completely being submissive, and pussy whipped.

Bruh, did you see that simpanzee subscribing to all Angela’s wants and needs as if she were his personal cam model? He’s even paying her rent.

by webbergirl December 7, 2022

shimpai shinaide

don't worry, be happy

shimpai shinaide, tomorrow is another day

by krazykraut August 22, 2011

Simba Facial

The act of having sex with someone then proceeding to ejaculate into your hand and spreading the semen on their face like Rafiki did to Simba in the Lion King.

I gave that bitch a simba facial after I finished fucking her.

by Firemonkey755 December 24, 2016

Simba Spaff

When you pull out and spaff in your hand, and proceed to spread it across their forehead whilst quietly muttering 'simbaaaa...'

Ye know, I was with this fuckin' girl called Jerry last night ye, and I Simba Spaffed on her fod didn't I!

by tassomai champion of the week February 1, 2019

Simardeep

Reaaly tall, handsome and macho man. He has six pack abs worthy to die for. Any girl in the world wo go on her knees to beg him to fuck her.

I want Simardeep-like banging.

by Triple_S_2000 February 23, 2019

shimpawimpletintin

an old moronic person

"George is such a shimpawimpletintin, he doesn't even know how to use a microwave!"

by DR.Phil's grandad September 10, 2019

sampah

vs football

vs football just like sampah belongs in the garbage

by slengbacinisabadotklownK November 21, 2019