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schlopper

I hate it when I get schlopper on the bottom of my shoe. I don't like it when I find schlopper on the bottom of the tables at the diner.
by Diana Carol June 5, 2009
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Dirty Schloppy

When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets!
When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets! This is a Dirty schloppy.....
by Louis Trombone May 18, 2007
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schlort

Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.
He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort
by Vissago December 27, 2002
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schlop

When one makes a puddle of spit in a cupped hand and proceeds to forcefully cup the balls into the pool of spit so hard that the spit splashes everywhere.
by Schlopper May 28, 2021
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dowsch-schlomp

1) A giant, sweaty douchebag.
2) A big fuckin greasy, cocky wop making a fool out of himself on the dancefloor at a bar or club.
God damnit, who let the brigade of dowsch-schlomps in here, lets drink somewhere else.
by reimtime August 26, 2006
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schloopie

When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad.
Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when I woke up.

OR!

Man, my penis is a sad ol' schloopie!
by Estuardo November 28, 2005
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schlomp

1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.
The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino.
by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008
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