randy

Randy is a very caring, suspicious sometimes black which is cute and he gets over excited. Everyone he meets he makes them laugh. In highschool is when his looks really come in and he starts looking more sexy then in middle school he is definitley the guy to go for, and he is always loyal

Bunch of girls: who's that guy he is really cute

Caleb: thats randy, he is really chill and he doesnt like basic girls

by haley124y030ir May 24, 2016

Randy Jones

{verb, adjective, noun} the act of being high and taking part in activities, the means to get high, smoking, or the marijuana itself.

"Hey can I just get a 20 sack of Randy Jones?"

"This afternoon we're going to do some Randy Jones yoga."

"Let's Randy Jones at my house before class today."

"Last night I ate a box of cookies and Randy Jones-ed Kindergarten Cop."

by thegoodlife1172 February 24, 2009

Randy Garrett

A sexual act involving a man, who is scientifically proven to be a weener, who takes the body of a newly dead horse and rapes a 7th grade boy from his gym class inside of the horse's anus.

"I just totally pulled a Randy Garrett in the new gym we're building. You totally know it's for creapy buttsecks!"

by Randy Garrett jr. December 22, 2009

randy raft

(as so taken from Cosmopolitan mag no joke it even has pictures) Climb onto a well inflated raft in shallow water and lie on your stomach with your butt and legs dangling off the edge. Your man should grab onto your thighs as if he were pushing a wheelbarrow and enter your poon and or ass. He can then pullyou incredibly close for the deepest possible penetration.

"I randy rafted that bitch up and down coast"

by TittleMcbigbutt August 9, 2006

Randy West

The only male pornstar who fakes an orgasm. Apparently, his system was depleted of semen sometime during the mid eighties.

Randy West: If you think that pornography disrespects women, let me ask you this. What about gay porn?

by Mike December 26, 2004

Randy

Randy is an amazing and great person he is kind smart and adorable if you ever meet a randy you will fall in love with him right away and never stop he will get you mad but he will do anything to make you smile again he will love you and never lie to you about anything he is a great boyfriend if you have a randy never let go of him if you are sad he will ask if you are okay and you will tell him and he will do anything he can to make you laugh or smile you will always love your randy

you:(crying)

Randy:whats wrong? are you okay?
you:no

randy: have you seen that vine that was so funny

you:yeah lol (laughing)

by I LOVE STRANGER THINGS October 1, 2018

randy

He's the type of guy who will put a smile on your face. He knows when something is wrong and tries to fix it with a hug and wipe away the tears. He is the bestest friend you can ever have. He is my bestest friend

Im lucky to have a randy in my life.

by bananabelly December 24, 2010