riding the rooster

The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.

“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”

by Shiggles July 16, 2014

Red Hot Rooster

Also known as a "Red Hot Cock" this is the act of performing fellatio on a gentleman while you have a mouth full of red hot (cinnamon) candy.
The results can be mildly warm and pleasurable. Or sometimes cause searing pain.
It is also a good way for those who perhaps have a problem with the taste of semen to get past the taste - because pretty much nothing is going to override the intense taste of the fiery candy.
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Last night I gave Henry a red hot rooster. He didn't mind the heat too much. And it sure made his cum taste better.

by GushingForth August 15, 2016

Socks on a rooster

Describing a difficult task.

How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.

socks on a rooster

by Htes October 1, 2017

Rooster Illusion

1. A situation where one realizes that they do not know themselves as well as they think, shattering their grip on reality.

2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.

I am a rooster illusion.

by drinkbootysweatplz December 25, 2008

tits on a rooster

1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.

2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts

He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.

So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.

She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.

by old lang guy October 29, 2006

rooster juice

A very strong alcohalic beverage consisting of everclear, sprite, and country time lemonade mix

Sean: why is this shit called rooster juice?
David: cause it will knock your cock off.

*one hour later*

Sean: holy shit

by Charles Christopherson April 11, 2008

Rooster wall

When you stop someone from having sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex. Commonly used so you dont have to call your girlfriends best friend a cock block in front of her.

Rooster= cock, Wall=block

see cock block

Man 1: I almost got in my girls pants but her friend kept calling so we had to leave to pick her up.
Man 2: Damn. Rooster Wall-ed

by George Tedd December 27, 2009