Ribbed mints

When a boy attempts to buy condoms from poundland while in the presence of another girl and a boy.

He then gets caught by the girl buying the condoms however the girl only sees the word 'Ribbed' on the till.

The other boy then claims the condoms to actually be 'Ribbed mints'.

Louise: "Luke did you buy condoms, are you having sex with frankie, OMG!"

Rob: "Ummm no hes not, he bought Ribbed mints louise."

Luke: "Yer."

Louise: "I just saw you put them in your pocket."

Rob: "Sly Luke, sly."

by Robwhite March 9, 2009

Robbery Sex

When a robber Comes in your house and has sex with you.

Anika gramson I had robbery sex last night!

by Myleigh gramson January 31, 2019

sock robber

Someone from and undesirable area of Liverpool (Kirkby or Bootle)

See John there, he's a pyar sock robber im la

by Louskilou July 25, 2018

Na-Robredo

verb. giving or taking a receipt or proof of something that cannot be denied

Nirobredo ng mga netizens si Ronvic Jemulla sa ginawa niyang Twitter poll

The Netizens have taken snapshots of Prof Lolit’s insensitive and stupid FB posts. She deleted it but na-Robredo na siya.

by ReceiptKween April 14, 2022

craddle robber

someone dating, or has dated a person who is significantly younger than them. The relationship could be sexual or non-sexual.

"Doode, He went after a Freshman, what a a craddle robber!!!"

by Huy L. March 4, 2007

rubbed raw red weiner syndrome

when you jack off somany times close enough to gether that the skin on your dick turns rubbed raw red.

"hay KM your walking kinda funny" "ya ive got rubbed raw red weiner syndrome"

by steele88 April 19, 2006

Rubbed One Out

Had a wank

I went into the shower and rubbed one out

by Unattainable Unicorns July 18, 2014