Ey-ristov

Large and/or obnoxious eyes, that aren't classified as an attractive feature, or and unflattering feature.

He glared at me, ey-ristov eyes bulging, as if questioning me further.

by watermellonsugar April 11, 2020

Ninja-rista

or Bar-inja -- A well versed barista who has a plethora of good vibes to offer. Has long "drummer-esque" hair and makes a mean latte. Has broken many glass objects in the past but in order to reconcile with the universe, has since rescued a glass from deaths doorstep.

WOW - Did you see that Ninja-rista. He caught that glass so fast!
Good catch Ninja-rista.

by MoneyBeanZ May 12, 2021

thinks the sun rises to hear him crow

When someone is too full of themselfs
Almost like the saying "the cats meow"
Mostly used by southerners

He's so full of himself he thinks the sun rises to hear him crow.

by Obefurtun November 22, 2018

Number theory riots

A series of riots that started at Harvard university on July 18th 1969 from a heated argument between two groups of mathematics professors about a problem in number theory, it spread among university students sent many of them to the hospital from fighting, and a number of arrests we're made, and several businesses were burned. It was the 1960's and emotions were high against the draft.

Did you hear about the number theory riots?

by Bro 2012 May 8, 2022

The Phoenix Rises

Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)

My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES

P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother

-Brian Omey

#TheLip #DrugTester

by Guido and The Guy June 28, 2023

Mr. Rissinger

Someone that enforces rules on you so bad that it will remind you about Hitler during his dictatorship.

“Bro on god is a Mr. Rissinger.”

by MrRissingerHater January 20, 2023

Rissole

Australian slang for your arse hole, bum, backside. Due to the visual similarity of a meat rissole and the rectum.

"If I bent over any further, anyone could see right up my rissole."

by poida May 20, 2017