Get ripped or die tryin'

Smoking weed in an attempt to get as high or 'ripped' as humanly possible.

Choofing your balls off with no regard for one's own safety or physical or mental well-being

Anf: "Yo, Did you wanna have a choof tonight?"

Mat: "I'm hangin' for a choof.
Let's get ripped or die tryin'"

by MatParker March 30, 2011

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

i raped a mountain troll

a term used to point out the unlikeliness of something someone has claimed to have done

'i won a fight against a black man last night'
'sure you did and i raped a mountain troll'

by ihavahat April 9, 2010

ass raped

to be fucked in the ass, forcefully and unwillingly. the victim can be a man or woman, but the ass raper is always a dude.

prison guy #1:oh shit, there goes my soa...AHHHHH FUCK YOU
prison guy #2: shut up bitch and take it like a man
prison guy #3: dude, check out that guy getting ass raped,
he should have had a rope on that soap.
prison guy #4: i wish i could get some action

by hustlerjake December 28, 2005

raped by the reply button

Occurrence when a person posts a comment which leads to excessive number of negative replies to the original comment.

Al: Dude I posted that Justin Biber is gay and got raped by the reply button. All the teenage girls hate me.

by buck neckid ALM December 1, 2010

raped up the ass

completely screwed over ie. something really shitty that happened and you can't do anything about it

Me and mah boys got completely raped up the ass when we lost at the race track, yo.

by supamonkey June 28, 2006

emotionally raped

Emotionally raped is a person who feels absolutely violated, mistreated and abused in a non-physical contact manner. Its the improper treatment that stirs the soul into a breakdown mode.

To force someone in such a hostile manner by oral conversation to comply with what they want without considering the feelings or emotions of that person.

An overly emotional person who takes everything to heart.

I spoke with the electricity company and felt emotionally raped after the conversation they had with me. They spoke down to me in such a way that I felt they had emotionally raped me and even put that in my complaint.

The way he treated me on the phone I felt emotionally raped!

Stop it you fuck'n cunt! Your emotionally raping me!

by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007