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Renton

Town immediately south of Seattle Washington. Inhabited primarily by obese teen mothers donning Nike Warehouse sweatsuits and extraordinary camel toes. Major industries include SE Asian-owned cigar/paraphernalia/mini-motorbike shoppes, mail-order brides, dentures and bathtub crank. Popular cultural pastimes include tubing in coliforms, QVC, dogfighting and Montel.
"Sure, she's a balding swamp donkey, but she's also Ms. Teen Renton! 'nother Jager?"
by GDP September 2, 2005
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Renton

Renton is a suburban city in the state of Washington. it is about 10 miles south of Seattle and is within King County. Home to some of the biggest and well known companies such as Kenworth and Boeing. Its ideal location heightens its popularity as it is in between Seattle and Tacoma; the two major cities of Washington. It is on the southern tip of Lake Washington and is home to the Seattle Seahawks training facility right along the the lake. Famous rock legend Jimi Hendrix once resided in Renton, and has a memorial in the Greenwood cemetery. It's a very reputable city and not as ghetto as other areas surrounding the area... (Fairwood,Kent,Auburn) Renton is stretched through its downtown area to the southwest, the highlands in the east/center and follows Lake Washington from Gene Coulon park on the west, all the way north to the beautiful Kennydale area overlooking the lake. It is often referred as "the RNT" or "the 425" as 425 is the area code for the city. Anyone in the metropolitan area knows Renton and respects it not only for it being an economical powerhouse but for its beauty, its history, its easy going appeal and it being an all around solid town.
-Tom "Where you from, breh?"
-Dave "oh, im from the RNT"
-Tom "oh Renton? that's whats up, my Aunt lives up there"
-Dave "yim..."
by PoppinPapaverz March 3, 2011
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Recto cranial inversion

The state of having one's head up one's ass
Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.
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Reso-Bomb

Restaurant lingo, Short for Reservation Bomb.

The act of intentionally making a fake or false reservation at a (usually competing) restaurant in order to disrupt or cause a loss of business from having to turn away customers because of tables held vacant in anticipation of a (usually large) party that will never show up.
That's the third large party no-show tonight... I think we're getting reso-bombed.

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The place down the street is always busier that we are. We ought to Reso-bomb them and try to get a slice of their business.
by Scansinboy October 21, 2010
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Redstone

A fictional mineral in the game Minecraft, found in the form of dust. Used to power machines and can be crafted into a block.
With the last bit of redstone dust placed on the ground, my machine was ready.
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rectogram

the circular impression that the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting there for extended periods of time
"I have been on the can for 4 hours, check out the curvature of this rectogram!"
by mutebomb October 26, 2005
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rectophile

A Rectum-raider who is addicted to inserting his erect love missile into other men's turd tunnels
"Get away from me you f*cking rectophile"
by tuckmoth June 23, 2004
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