a kind fella from a place there aint no damn city traffic or city people that cant drive. we dip, we drive our big rusty trucks too fast, we drink beer, we drink beer while driving our rusty trucks too fast, we go muddin, fishin, real campin, not in that RV shit, hell ive wiped my ass with tree leaves. we have common sense and are able to fix anything on our own. Unlike dumbass city people who need to call some expensive Tech. to come work on your shit, cause ur too dumb to know that you broke it yourself. Ill tell ya what, thats a redneck Im a proud one of em
city folk- my tires flat! What should i do?
Redneck- fix that damn tire you lazy dumbass!
This is a true story right here, i was with a city folk.
It was about end of sept.
City- "this farmer better start watering their fields, the corns all dyin"
Red- umm its harvest season you dumbass city folk
Redneck- fix that damn tire you lazy dumbass!
This is a true story right here, i was with a city folk.
It was about end of sept.
City- "this farmer better start watering their fields, the corns all dyin"
Red- umm its harvest season you dumbass city folk
by estay October 05, 2006
A person or persons who sport camoflague jackets, hats, boots, and or shirts. One who hunts every weekend, uses "ain't and y'all" in every sentence, has no sense of humour if the joke pertains to themselves, overally uses the insult "faggot", and is extremely close-minded and stereotypical, if not ignorant and hypocritical. These can be combined to make a "redneck", some do not pertain to very few, but most pertain to these examples.
Redneck1: Hey, look at that faggot with the mohawk!
Redneck2: Yeah, he must be gay.
Mohawk Faggot: *Shoots them both*
Redneck2: Yeah, he must be gay.
Mohawk Faggot: *Shoots them both*
by Crestfallenman February 18, 2006
People who fuck there sisters, farm, like G W Bush, watch nascar they love the dead dude earnhardt and his rednack ass son, they speak like there retarded, they like driving gas guzzling chevy pickup trucks and make stupid fucking saying like git r don and watch walker texas ranger and wave rebel flags all over and make fun of people who have real jobs not being someone who picks up shit at a rodeo.
Thats a goddamn redneck.
Thats a goddamn redneck.
by cky2k4ever February 18, 2006
noun: often racist, ignorant unintelligent low-class (whitetrash) denizens of the south east side of the USA who love two things: their sisters (not in a good way) and NASCAR. Rednecks make americans look bad because of their extereme ingorance and tolerance for cheap beer and cheap ciggarettes and their tendency to live in trailers. Not always poor but (often are) maintain a low-brow view on life.
by #1 stunna July 16, 2004
A person or group of people who are discriminated against and called "stupid" by people on urban dictionary who can't even correctly spell stupid. They tend to like to hunt and watch NASCAR. Most are quite intelligent, though because people today are so close minded they aren't seen like that, they are usually described as quite ignorant. THEY ARE NOT RACIST! There is a difference between a redneck or a country person, and a hick. Hicks or hillbillies are racist. The Rebel Flag DOES NOT STAND FOR SLAVERY it stands for Southern Heritage, and yes rednecks tend to wear the rebel flag on clothing and etc. Get your facts straight people, and don't try and say something like "they are uneducated" about some one you don't personally know, if you can't even correctly spell a 4 letter word your own self.
Person 1: Rednecks are dumb and racist.
Person 2: Actually we are quite educated, the state forces/forced us to go to school just like they forced/forces you to. We are not racist, actually we are probably more mannerly than you are.
Person 1: I guess.
Person 2: I don't guess, I know.
Person 2: Actually we are quite educated, the state forces/forced us to go to school just like they forced/forces you to. We are not racist, actually we are probably more mannerly than you are.
Person 1: I guess.
Person 2: I don't guess, I know.
by CountryGirl... February 04, 2011
You might be a redneck if..
.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.
.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.
by CYBOR KONG October 20, 2005
1) ONLY drives pick-up trucks.
2) watches Nascar because it is an all-redneck event.
3) thinks the national flag of the United States is the Confederate flag.
4) a person who votes or runs for the Republican party.
5) think the white race is superior to every other race in the world.
6) thinks the world consists of the USA, Mexico, are water, monsters and evil-doers.
7) has sex with his mother, sister and brother.
8) works in a garage.
9) belongs in the south.
10) a member of the NRA.
11) thinks the United States is a country by and for whites.
12) does not know that white people are of European race.
13) grows a goatee, often with a shaved head.
14) has no knowledge of world events and does not care, aka the average American.
15) anyone who associates with the term all-American.
2) watches Nascar because it is an all-redneck event.
3) thinks the national flag of the United States is the Confederate flag.
4) a person who votes or runs for the Republican party.
5) think the white race is superior to every other race in the world.
6) thinks the world consists of the USA, Mexico, are water, monsters and evil-doers.
7) has sex with his mother, sister and brother.
8) works in a garage.
9) belongs in the south.
10) a member of the NRA.
11) thinks the United States is a country by and for whites.
12) does not know that white people are of European race.
13) grows a goatee, often with a shaved head.
14) has no knowledge of world events and does not care, aka the average American.
15) anyone who associates with the term all-American.
by Bush-basher August 05, 2003