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ruddiless

A shortened version of rudder-less. Used to imply someone has no direction in life, or has stagnated in their life. Analogous to a boat having no rudder, and thus there is no ability to steer the boat.
Alistair is such a ruddiless hippie.
by Baron Boffin August 27, 2009
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caribbean rudder

An embellishment of a Dutch rudder: the act of a man holding his own penis wrapped in a warm wash cloth while another person pulls up and down on his forearm(s), creating a masturbatory experience. Can also be used with the double Dutch rudder. The 'Caribbean' comes from the warmth of the wash cloth, the 'rudder' from the original Dutch rudder. Apparently, with two men, neither is gay when forearm manipulation is solely employed.
"I was just trying to clean up a bit, but all of a sudden it turned into a Caribbean rudder and my arm wasn't even tired!"
by Slummervillian February 18, 2009
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Danish Rudder

Much Like the Dutch Rudder but instead of jerking the penis up and down you put your hands together and your friend runs your hands back and forth like is trying to start a fire with a stick
It wasnt gay. Johhny was just doing me a solid by giving me a little Danish Rudder action
by Hairy Taint August 23, 2010
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ruddiculous

An adjective to describe any utterance on a subject by someone who clearly is out of their depth in that particular subject, especially when related to fiscal management or economics. Named for the current Prime Minister of Australia, Kevin Rudd, who knows nothing at all about either and insists on airing his ignorance.
So, you think that a $1000 handout to every bum in the country to spend on smokes and booze will help stimulate the economy and stave off a depression? That's ruddiculous.
by UtterBastard February 11, 2009
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Road Rudder

A Dutch Rudder performed on a person while they drive a car (much like road head). Warning: do not attempt in a vehicle with manual transmission.
The front seats in Bill's Hummer are too far apart, so instead of road head, I gave him a Road Rudder.
by Antonio and Bassanio December 15, 2008
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Double Tapered Dutch Rudder

When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.
George Brett feel asleep after his double tapered dutch rudder
by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011
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Rudds

Another term for buttocks, typically that of a homosexual man.
Sam spread his rudds so Michael could enter him
by Mightyman November 2, 2016
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