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cunt hoes and rodeos

1. a word used to distract attention from people and confuse them
2. something to say when you need to get someone's attention
3. funny shit if you think about it
1. if you are in the middle of a test, shout it out like ten minutes after the test starts.
2. if someone won't shut the fuck up just say it and most people will go "huh"
3. just say it to yourself, especially when you high think about it
by RAGMAN April 5, 2004
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Disgusting Rodent

A word meant to describe a beautiful human being. Word first used in context by the internet sensation Hoodielicious himself.
by untag February 17, 2015
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Prison Rodeo

Identical to a normal rodeo - where the act of coitus is interrupted either by hidden friends or a whispered admission such as "I have syphilis..." and the objective is to maintain penetration for as long as possible despite the receiving partner's best efforts to "throw the rider" - except the prison rodeo involves anal sex (and a vastly increased risk of a horrible, horrible mess).
I was surprised when Ashley was willing to do anal - it turned what I'd had planned as a run-of-the-mill rodeo into a full-on prison rodeo.
by Johnny Panic February 27, 2009
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Sex Rodeo

A tender action of loving where the man gets behind his beloved in the Donkey position, enters her rear orifice,
reaches around, grabs a tit, whispers in her ear, "Your sister is tighter" and holds on for dear life.

If the man can hold on for more than 8 seconds, he wins a giant belt buckle.
O'san Walker: "Where'd ja git that black eye?"

O.D. Cleaver: "I rode me a sex rodeo with Mary-Lou last night."
by Ragin' Pope Angus April 1, 2004
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Butt Rodeo

Invite your friends over and get them to hide in the closet. Then, get your girlfriend going doggy style and quickly jam it in her arse while grabbing her hair and yelling "Butt rodeo! Butt rodeo!" Then, have your friends jump out of the closet and turn the lights on while you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
by Joe Birdsall April 29, 2003
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rodeo

one of the greatest trap albums ever made
Friend: What u listening to
Me: Rodeo by travis scott
Friend: kewl
by fwrfwqr September 28, 2020
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Arkansas Rodeo

A daring act of sexual endurance that is performed by mounting your girlfriend from behind while she is on all fours, then by cupping each of her breasts in your hands while whispering in her ear “Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.” Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
"Dude, I pulled an Arkansas Rodeo on my girl last night... I almost stayed on for 5 whole seconds!"
by thesexiestcavemanever November 17, 2009
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