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Rump Roasted

When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)
“AHHH MY ASS IS BURNING WHO DID THIS, I’VE BEEN RUMP ROASTED!!!!!!”
by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 26, 2024
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nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.
I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.
by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016
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Rabbit Roaster

The term ‘Rabbit Roaster’ is a pejorative & derrogatory remark for an obsessive, conniving & dangerous individual compelled to exceed the capabilities and exploits of their predecessor - the ‘Bunny Boiler’ (a problematic person in their own right)…

This fixated, disturbed person often acts irrationally in their pursuit of a prospective or former partner without thought for consequence or reality.

The usual characteristics of a ‘Bunny Boiler’ are compounded by psychotic & volatile tendances to cause pain, loss or anguish to their target often preventing this individual from being able to function normally without the satisfaction of achieving this goal. Thus prompting the matured term ‘Rabbit Roaster’
She was a real 'Rabbit Roaster' she took my money, burnt down my home and had me arrested for fabricated offences!
by ElusiveLeader August 19, 2008
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Slow Roaster

Unlike a full "hard on" the penis stays in a half errect state for an extended period of time. You may feel like it wants to become harder more errect, however the penis stayed at the same "half boner" state unlil outside forces are acted upon it.
Dude, everytime that new girl from accounting walks by I get a slow roaster...I just need to fuck her!
by Scholly369 July 14, 2009
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roaster

Scottish slang. Can be used to describe someone who is making a complete cunt of themselves. Once hearing being called this they should shut their trap (mouth)
"Hear, did you see that roaster oan x-factor the other night?"

"Shut yer puss ya roaster"
by glaswegian_slang#1 May 9, 2009
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Roaster

Someone undesirable, unreliable and that always speaks rubbish.
Hes not turned up for work again today. What a total roaster.
by Mahaki July 29, 2012
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red headed roaster

When you have unprotected sex with a red headed girl with a STD usually herpes. Then once you get symptoms such as the burning sensation when you pee.
"Dude I banged Sara last weekend and now it burns when I pee!"

- you mean Sara that red headed roaster??
by Big Dick Dan January 1, 2014
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