Quarter Pump Chump

a male who suffers from such severe premature ejactulation, he cannot contain his man juice even for a full pelvic thrust.

Man Kevin is such a quarter pump chump, he can't even survive 5 seconds.

by White Boy Swag September 6, 2010

quarters

Two or more players take turns setting a quarter into spin on a flat surface (usually a table). An opponent attempts to stop the coin on its edge in an upright position with one finger. Pretty tricky. Success = escape from extreme pain. If you can't prevent the coin from falling flat on the table you have to stand, make a fist, and place your knuckles flat on the table such that they face your opponent. He (or she?) uses a thumb (and probably a terrible amount of force) to slide the quarter at your knuckles, keeping the coin flat on the table surface. A good player will never miss and have you bleeding in the first round.

*this is only a drinking game insofar as no one in his right mind would dream of playing unless grossly intoxicated.

(don't worry, you can tell people you busted your hands kicking someone's ass)

Quarters is the official town sport of Greene, Maine.

by Mr. Stratton November 6, 2004

quarterbackin

An e-40 song, about hustling on the streetz

If you're the leader of your squad and you're the team captain, then you're quarterbackin

by hector fernandez September 8, 2004

Quarterlife Crisis

People in their mid-to-late 20's (sometimes early 30's) that cannot grasp the idea they are growing up...still hang out with high school people, go to bars/clubs, miss high school and their time there, try to 're-live' their glory days of high school/college. Feel insecure regarding the future & cling to the past as much as possible.
Other characteristics:
- Have trouble finding jobs that are 'good enough' for them
- Relationship problems/lots of instability
- Financial problems/spending issues/debt -- Feeling everyone is doing better than they are
- Refusal to stop partying
- Believe the single-party lifestyle is for them even though it puts them into debt & makes them look desperate(males - behave like someone from the show 'Entourage', women like younger versions of 'Sex and the City')
- Secretly envious of those who have settled down, have families/children, careers and friendships made after high school graduation. State 'I'm still in my prime' but knowing deep down they are fading fast into the background

Quarterlife Crisis: The 29-yr old who goes to the bar with people from high school & asks 'how old do you think I am' to every person they meet - when given the answer '23', it's the highlight of their week.

by successishardsodoit November 3, 2008

Quarterback for the Buckaneers

The coolest halloween costume ever. Made of several quarters on one's back in the shape of a Q.B. (Quarter-back) Then a single dollar bill is taped onto each ear. (Buck-an-ear) Whoever wears this costume is everybody's favorite kid.

Old Lady: What?? What are you?!
Two kids: A cereal killer and a quarterback for the buckaneers
(kid 1 turns around to show the quarters)
Old Lady: What?! That's not a real costume!!

Two kids: Wait, can we have candy
Old Lady: NOOOOOooo!!!!

by notoriouskimmerz June 25, 2009

Quarter-Day Quinten

Quarter-Day Quinten is an extension of the Half-Day Harry. Its uses are for when people are not turning up to work/school/anything for any reason, including sickness, laziness, etc.

When calling someone a Harry, they can be anywhere from 5 mins to half a day late.

Quinten on the other hand is significantly less, i.e. only turning up for a couple of hours.

It can also be modified to Quarter-Week Quinten for someone who is only turning up for part of the week.

Stephen: Dan isn't coming in until well after lunch today.

Matt: Why's that?

Stephen: He's being a Quarter-Day Quinten.

by MattyS June 19, 2014

quarter block

Quarter brick/9 ounces of pure cocaine.
1/4 of a brick

“Bout to go reup, the plug hitting me wit that quarter block”

by Ffhgdhj August 15, 2018