Peeness

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

by affleck April 29, 2009

e-peen

v. used to describe the act of showing off or stroking one's own ego, esp. with regard to computer game prowess.

1337s4v10r: U l00zrz just bitch coz u dont no how 2 play ur toons rite!!!11 lern 2 play, fuktards!!one11
casual_gamer: There's always some asshole e-peening on this forum <ignore button>.

by Jaded, but Dreaming February 18, 2009

girl peen

A girl with a penis in a fictional story, also written as G!P

Her teacher has a girl peen

by junk November 14, 2013

Inverted Pweener

One who had a dick in the front and one in the back. To become an inverted pweener(penis weneer) the person with an I.P. will enter from behind and detach it's penis. The peen will attach itself to a new host and the old one will grow a new one in it's place. This is how they grow. This all must happen while the victim is sleeping. Become an Inverted Pweener like scuba Steve and the scrubbly trools in the curtain.

I had a weird felling last night and now theres a dick in my butt. I guess I'm an Inverted Pweener now

by Trolled_Lemons November 22, 2019

peenial

The state of needing to pee, but being in denial of that fact. Often occurs when comfortable in bed, on a long road trip, etc.

I was so comfortable in bed that I had peenial, and refused to go to the bathroom.

by g50007 May 12, 2008

peeneezing

When you have such an awesome sneeze that a little pee comes out. Often happens to pregnant women.

I had just put my clothes on after getting out of the shower when I ended up peeneezing all over myself.

by labelleauboitdormant October 29, 2009

peen jockey

another term for whore; will ride for pay

My friend was slutting it up so I said, "Dude, stop being such a peen jockey."

by AltheaJ March 17, 2011