Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.

Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.

by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010

preef

When you fool someone with a story you made up the minute before you talked to them.

I preefed my girl and said I had homework.

by skrex July 9, 2014

Peef

When you and your mates are beyond lean and you're just super peefed - blazed beyond definition.

Dude after that cross joint I'm so fucking peefed.

by mjwick October 19, 2015

pweenie

Tends to gross, annoying, stupid and is often called pweeniehead

"Did you Tyrone today he's so weird"
"Yeah he's such a pweeniehead😆"

by Pweeniehead master February 27, 2016

pweenie

Someone who is stupid and is being annoying. You hate them

Synonym for fuck boy

"Wow look at him He's so annoying"
"Yeah he's such a pweenie"

by Pweeniehead master March 23, 2016

Peef

A penis fart

like queef, but peef.

ex: "dude i keep peefing, should i go to a doctor?" "nah man, I peef all the time"

by sexycutegurl1046659 October 11, 2016

Peef

Flatulence from a penis.

Dude when I passed my kidney stone I totally peefed.

by DustinBHowe October 14, 2017