The Katherine Heigle Principle

When an actor turns on the creator/writers/producers of a job that made them rich and/or famous.

Did you see Angus T. Jones bashing Two and a Half Men!?! That's an example of The Katherine Heigle Principle at work.

by JuliaGuest January 8, 2013

the certainty principle

The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.

Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation

by honneamise December 20, 2018

Pigeonhole Principle

A principle where there must at least 2 guys occupying the same girl.

Based off math
Ex: 3 girls 4 guys, 2 guys can have a girl to themselves but the last girl must have both of the last two guys inside of her.

wow that orgy was insane they had 10 girls and 11 guys
yeah, using the pigeonhole principle we can guarantee that if all guys were constantly inside a girl with no breaks, there has to be at least 1 girl that was taking on two guys.

by Steindog July 4, 2022

Barresi Principle

When evaluating attractiveness of girls in a potential threesome one must use the following equation:
((x*0.20)+(y*0.20))+z

x=The overall hottness of first girl (0-10 scale)
y=The overall hottness of second girl (0-10 scale)

z= Average hottness of the two girls (0-10)/2

Alex plans on having a threesome with two girls.
He tells his friends that they are both 6's
however using the Barresi Principle he explains that the overall hotness of the encounter equals at 8.4

(6*0.20)+(6*0.20)+6 = 8.4

The Barresi Principle Demonstrates that if one is to sleep with two 6's, it is the equivalent of sleeping with one 8.4!

by cscott92 June 11, 2011

Gender Uncertainty Principle

A large mass of gay, L, and a smaller, yet more concentrated one, C, will always cancel out the straightness of any 2 heterosexuals, J and G, within 50 feet of the affected homo area.

Based on evidence provided by the Gender Uncertainty Principle, those gay dudes over there are more gay than we are straight, as proven in this formula : LC > JG.

by Awesumness February 12, 2007

Nantucket Principle

Where using idiotic phrases in reference to intelligent work causes the work to be destroyed.

By using the 'pwned' in reference to a potentially major scientific breakthrough you've actually made AIDS mutate to become airborne and highly contagious.

Another case of the Nantucket Principle at work was when the Wright brothers tried their first airplane prototype. Just before they were going to do their first test flight Orville said something to the effect of 'We are going to codfloddle this strumpet!' which caused Bernoulli's principle to completely change, setting flight back many years.

by njansen August 8, 2009

principles of design

process and product of structuring visual form, it is the way something is organised
everything is made for a purpose, it just works

these are principles of design

by gman123454321 June 14, 2018