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fornication probation

fornication probation is that of being prevented or suspended from the act of having sex usually in regards to that of being in a relationship and the female is going through menstruation but is not limited to just couples can also be used in refering to singles such as having a herpes outbreak
she has been placed on fornication probation due to the fact that her man sprained the ligaments in his penis falling down the stairs with an erection
by herpes_love April 2, 2011
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proportional

The crime should be proportional to the punishment.
by Ronnie 65 February 19, 2018
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Friend Probation

Happens when a friend talks bad about another friend. Requires, not talking to that friend, leaving them out of activities or groups until they apologize.
Jason Sauer is on Friend Probation
by ttlemu February 1, 2010
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promotions

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.
(porn or gore is posted)
Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"
Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"
by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009
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promonition

I've a promonition that being online may not be conducive due to imminent stormy weather.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2008
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Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.
"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"
by the product July 26, 2008
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Promotionist

The act of taking every opportunity in return for reward, honor or promotion, than for duty or mission.
That promotionist cop won't help us get out justice unless it benefits his career.
by Tab73 January 23, 2021
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