Procrastubator

A guy who never finishes tasks often over thinking the job, as there's always something more satisfying to attend to like long internet "research".

Hey Toby bud, you finished that guide you started building?
Na mate, I've been on the internet looking into what exhaust looks best on my bike and other important stuff.

FFS Toby lad, you are such a procrastubator just finish one thing, it can be your legacy!

by Davielad April 30, 2019

Procrasterbating

Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"

"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022

Procrasterbate

To combine the acts of procrastinating and masterbating.

I was going to vote, instead i procrasterbates.

by Tom Kisner June 26, 2007

procrasterbating

Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.

"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"

by Dom 'word smith' myers May 6, 2010

procrasterbation

The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.

Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.

by SEAN K (skimbo) April 25, 2005

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

procrastibate

Procrastination by masterbation

All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.

by Tripp36 September 30, 2008