professional quote maker

A professional quote maker is a person who, by profession, makes quotes. As quote making is a profession governed by various guilds and trade organizations, becoming a professional quote maker typically requires several years of schooling and a Ph.D. in a scientific field, such as atheism. Sometimes, people of distinction (celebrities, scientists, comedians, Nobel laureates, etc.) are accorded honorary professional quote making status; this is akin to an honorary degree from a university.

Professional quote makers are adept at carefully overlaying pictures of nebulae and starry nights with pithy remarks using Photoshop or other image-editing software.

There are also many amateur quote makers who, while not professionals, are polymaths or savants and consider quote making to be a personal hobby.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - A. A. Lewis, not a professional quote maker, but a hobbyist.

by sushiX3 April 13, 2013

professional street nigga

The best street of the street niggas around

Das a real professional street nigga!

by DietBacon December 12, 2019

Gender Studies Professor

Professional useless person

Person 1: Hey person 2, do you know what Ms. Frigbey does?
Person 2: I think she is a Professional useless person
Person 1: Ahhh a Gender Studies Professor

by Tekcno January 19, 2021

Professional Rawdogger

Only hits raw and knows how to pull out

Bro I’m a Professional Rawdogger! I always pull out.

by DemarcusCousinsIV January 14, 2022

professional celebrity

A famous person who has no discernable talent other than being famous.

Paris Hilton is a professional celebrity.

by uwg September 25, 2006

Large Professor

Emcee for the hip hop group, Main Source, and now is an acclaimed hip hop producer and emcee

Large Professor is a great producer and emcee.

by Craig April 8, 2005

Professor Samarakone

Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."

Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.

by detective kim April 21, 2020