poptarts

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

by Dokido January 18, 2009

Potterathon

To watch all the harry potter movies over one evening often finishing early into the next morning whilst actively engaging in off hand wizarding duels and studying for your owls. (wearing the appropriate Hogwarts attire)

Sorry I can't hang out tonight I'm having a serious potterathon.

by harrypotterissuperbeastbro July 11, 2011

Potterfinity

PRONUNCIATION: POT-TER-FIN-ITEE

NOUN

Definition - The belief theory that the realm of Harry Potter will never cease due to continuous publishings made by J.K. Rowling in reference to Harry Potter and such related materials thereby creating a legacy for hundreds of years to come

I AM A PROUD BELIEVER AND SUPPORTER OF POTTERFINITY!

by JPMyhre August 4, 2011

Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

Potter

A insult used by a certain blonde ( super gay) slytherin.

“Potter, is it true you fainted? I mean you actually fainted?

by Yeetmysanity February 19, 2019

Pottergrad

The new capital city of post-Brexit United Kingdom that Vladimir Putin is rumoured to be planning to build with oligarch money in order to fully inaugurate Queen Joanne Rowling, his puppet monarch, and to cement his power and influence in the west.

The U.K. is so transphobic now, it’s people would welcome Russian troops into the streets of Pottergrad and cheer when Queen Joanne is coronated.

by angryandtiredaf March 28, 2022

Potatriot

The act of making nonsensical political commentary while injecting your claim of being a patriot or patriotic while having the I.Q. of a potato.

Jon said it's his duty to stop the election because it was rigged, but has no evidence that will hold up in court. He's a Potatriot.

by TheRubbamunkee May 24, 2022