Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.

Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996 by Tyler Sharkey October 22, 2011

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Awww thanks! I know!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter! by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Op Sgt. Porter

A constant reminder to rat-ties that their mommies and daddies left them in Hell and that it's cadre fun time (i.e. no more cakes and cookies and num nums;) easily excited by dead baby jokes; can be identified by a very distinguished but unclear cadence, e.g. "heft, hite."

"Does Op Sgt. Porter have a speech impediment because I couldn't understand a word he was saying!"

Op Sgt. Porter by Rat-ties May 16, 2008

Fortnite Porter 

Porter is dumb and super rude. He is cocky, and doesn't care about the rules. He loves to play Fortnite, and is a complete virgin

Fortnite Porter just got a Victory Royal

Fortnite Porter by JustTellingYouTheTruth January 9, 2019

camelia_porter 

Camelia_porter is a very nice young man. He is really good at sex, and when he shoves his pike pole up my ass all I can do is moan like a federal Q2A. When you choke on his load all you can do is cough like Rescue 1's airhorn. He is hotter than the flame that burned down my home and looks a lot better than even Rescue 1! His cumshot is just like a pressurized attack line, pumping gallons and gallons a minute.

Damn, I want to be like Camelia_Porter.

camelia_porter by Daniel_TheRealOne August 7, 2019

Jackson porter 

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??

Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃

Jackson porter by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

Jake Porter 

Mystery man, he probably doesn't exist. One day we may hope he begins to exist again.

"Where is Jake Porter?"
"He doesn't exist man..."

Jake Porter by ShankOrWank June 4, 2020