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the Smokey Pokey

1. To get high and fuck
2. To use Marijuana as a means to increase the chances of getting laid
3. Anyone that you smoke marijuana with in order to have sex with them
4. (variant) Smoke&Poke ( Smoke weed, then engage in coitus)
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is way outta ur league
Guy 2: Yeah no shit! I dont stand a chance.... *sigh*
Guy 1: Just do the smokey pokey ahaahhahaahahaaaa

"Remember Chris, if she smokes, she pokes" -'Lois' from Family Guy
by DaLi617 May 19, 2010
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Buster Posey

The hottest most legit baseball player you will ever encounter. No one can even try to compare to the amazing catching skills of one Buster Posey. Anyone who ever sees Buster Posey will instantly start worshiping him for his sexy-beastness!
Girl 1: Oh my god look it's Buster Posey! He's such a sexy beast!
Girl 2: Eh he's not the great i bet i could be a better catcher than him.
Girl 1: Oh my god go die in a hole you don't deserve to be in the presence of a person as amazing and hot as Buster Posey!
by giantsfan11 October 13, 2011
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hokey-pokey

What it's all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself about. That's what it's all about!
by ghosty November 24, 2005
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Pokey

See Gumby. Orange protoplasmic horse sidekick to green hand- and foot-less Claymation hero. Not very bright but quite willing.
Gumby: Pokey, please get your tail out of the fire
by H2OLemming November 2, 2004
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pokey bum chase

A game played usually by 2 brothers (occasionally sisters) when they are little. Both contestants sit on a sofa (one at either side) whilst watching TV. To gain more space on the couch, or to kill time during adverts, the contestants commence in a dual known as "pokey bum chase".

The aim of the game is to stick your big toe up the other opponents asshole, thus making him scream like an idiot and jump off the couch, whilst you sit there laughing at the molested individual.

Natural occurance in everyday life. May result in lawsuit if played beyond the age of 18.
Brother 1: "Move over a bit!"
Brother 2: "Nut!"
*commence kicking*
*commence pokey bum chase*
Brother 2:"aaaaaaahHhhhh!"

BROTHER 1 WINS!
by C.I. December 26, 2007
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poney knockers

Big boobs, it's generally used by northern ontario residence but it is derived from swedish slang for fake boobs.
She has big poney knockers.
by nappies;lkl;k;lk January 14, 2010
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popeye

A fucked up cartoon that showed that whenever you eat a can of spinach, you get big honkin bazooka muscles and you can kick major ass. Was kinda nice to watch as a kid though.
I don't "y'eats" mah spinach, oh shit i have no muscles.
by ThaNeoGospel November 5, 2004
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