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Pessimist

What people now call a realist.
It's not pessimistic to acknowledge a cup half empty as long as you know its also half full.
by Lucinda Belle 444 November 26, 2015
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purchase pleasure

The unexplained feeling of bliss, joy and satisfaction one gets following a purchase. It can last anything from a few hours to a few weeks depending on the size, worth or usefulness of the item acquired. Buyer's remorse can sometimes follow or replace purchase pleasure. It is often a reason for shopping addiction.
#1:
Laura-May: Hanging out and shopping with you yesterday made me really happy.

Grant: Me too, but then I'm always happy when I buy things. I'm still getting purchase pleasure today.

#2: I'm not sure I want to go anywhere today honey, I've had a miserable week at work.

Come on, I'll take you to the mall. You'll forget your problems with some purchase pleasure.
by Laura-May June 2, 2008
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pleasingly plump

A term commonly used by desperate fat women looking to get laid. These plus size women like to run personal ads describing themselves as "pleasingly plump." Sure you're pleasingly plump if sitting by the Sun is comfortably cozy.
Bloody Yin-Yang: These overweight hoebags need to stop calling themselves pleasingly plump! Cute fat chicks do exist but they do NOT freaking weigh 400 lbs!

Bob Sherlock: Dude, maybe you should start looking at some skinny bitches instead. They make for good fun.
by Acid Trip2580 November 22, 2013
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Cracker Please

Just like the saying "nigga please," but used by white people when mocking black people or when they want to be overly politically correct or as just a generic joke.

Something that is unbelieveable or unexcusable.
"yo cracka, i be grilled out"
"cracker please, those are just braces!"
by Isar April 9, 2006
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Pessimistic Optimist

It has many meanings such like :
- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa
our everyday lives are contributed to by pessimists, optimists and pessimistic optimists. An example of this is that : the optimists invent the aeroplane (great invention defies gravity and stuff), then the pessimists come along and think “no I don’t like that” so they come up with the parachute. Hey presto two great inventions one from a hopeful lunatic and one paranoid hopeful. You have the plane but how about the glider? Once again the optimists make them and such the pessimists the parachute. Now who tests it? The pessimist won’t yet as the optimist trusts his handiwork to much he want to go without any safety so the pessimist stops him. Now no one’s testing it. “I know” they think and they go fetch Dave from the local cafe. Everyone say hi Dave...Now Dave is s pessimistic optimist and he loves the idea of just gliding down to earth however he doesn’t want to die if it goes wrong so he takes the pessimist’s parachute. This is one definition of a pessimistic optimist: taking a precaution to prevent death or severe pain.
by camacam2 July 13, 2010
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please send dudes

When you're in a fight and message you friend or partner
"Please send dudes"
"Don't you mean nudes?"
"No, I'm in a fight and I need more dudes."
by Willow Chair September 18, 2020
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